Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
(Source: , via princess-sophies-secrets)
guys help me im so close to my next k
seriously im so close
SO I FOUND THESE THINGS THAT’S AS CLOSE AS IT GETS TO MERCURY GOGGLES
AND I THINK THEY’RE RATED HIGH ENOUGH TO CLEAR FIELD STANDARDS
CATCH ME BEING SAILOR MERCURY ON THE FIELD MOTHERFUCKERS
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be